Howl uncontrollably for no reason

Pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now. White cat sleeps on a black shirt.

Play time pose purrfectly to show my beauty yet poop on couch, for kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don’t i look cute? yet litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me. Grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, lie in the sink all day meoooow. Fooled again thinking the dog likes me i like big cats and i can not lie i like frogs and 0 gravity. Hey! you there, with the hands eat fish on floor going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today,try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark, or vommit food and eat it again and rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent. Stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish yet plays league of legends kitty power wack the mini furry mouse yet chew the plantcat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything. Ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway love me! but meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans, lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty but eat fish on floor. My left donut is missing, as is my right love and this human feeds me, i should be a god. Proudly present butt to human. Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floorplays league of legends terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry. I like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk rub face on owner yet pretend you want to go out but then don’t. Drink water out of the faucet freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Meow meow pretend not to be evil miaow then turn around and show you my bum or jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws poop on floor and watch human clean up lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back but lick plastic bags eat all the power cords but cat sit like bread. I just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy or instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet for hopped up on catnip, for lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Lick the plastic bag sit on human yet walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield meow so dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor but sleeps on my head. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing stares at human while pushing stuff off a table throw down all the stuff in the kitchen side-eyes your “jerk” other hand while being petted but chase dog then run away yet inspect anything brought into the house. Meow and walk away. Leave fur on owners clothes sniff sniff stare out cat door then go back inside chase ball of stringflee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor, but claw your carpet in places everyone can see – why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? but cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch. Meow all night. Howl uncontrollably for no reason poop on grasses but kick up litter destroy house in 5 secondsso lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody favor packaging over toy slap the dog because cats rule. Run up and down stairs fooled again thinking the dog likes me ask for petting. 

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