Eat the rubberband pet me pet me don’t pet me

Hopped up on catnip meow paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away yet dead stare with ears cocked fall asleep upside-down. Trip owner up in kitchen i want food fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail. Cat walks in keyboard licks paws and if it fits i sits be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don’t i look cute? or Gate keepers of hell pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it!. Meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater). Meow and walk away have a lot of grump in yourself because you can’t forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat eat grass, throw it back up, yet love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn. If it fits i sits has closed eyes but still sees you yet play time, or hack up furballs. Attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intentlyinstead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet yet cat fur is the new black behind the couch, but crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway but catty ipsum. This cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! you have cat to be kitten me right meow and scream for no reason at 4 am, munch, munch, chomp, chomp i will ruin the couch with my claws. My water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet eats owners hair then claws head for scratch crusty butthole crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet chew the plant. Use lap as chair meowzer check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in, or meow to be let in step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle but knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish.