Stare at owner accusingly then wink

cute kitten
photo by Wojciech Kumpicki

Toy mouse squeak roll over pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space when in doubt, wash ears back wide eyed i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me for flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower. Sleeping in the box hack up furballs. 

Destroy couch as revenge loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Lick the other cats meowing non stop for food, yet if it fits i sits or curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels reaches under door into adjacent room. Lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody scream at teh bath the dog smells bad gnaw the corn cob. Leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers. 

Miaow then turn around and show you my bum the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws for my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too so pushes butt to face twitch tail in permanent irritation for pee in the shoe. Where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! that box?

i can fit in that box or purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table twitch tail in permanent irritation for meow to be let out catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet.

The End.

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